Shitty Journalism of the Week Award Winner!

This was the garbage I was forced to read for 25 years. Unbelievably, they actually pay somebody to write this.

This piece is so bad I couldn't even bring myself to write a nasty comment. Government is the answer to all of our problems. Really. http://www.mtexpress.com/index2.php?ID=2005136070

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Dave said…
HA HA HA.... Moonbat police service call of the week (and it was only Tuesday). Guys calls the police, wants a dead badger or whatever removed off his lawn. Was told that as the property owner it was his responsibility to remove it, not the police. he said "I dont want to deal with it, you do it". He then said what would happen if he drug the animal off his property into the street. I told him that was littering. I then tried to explain that as a property owner he assumes some responsibility over his property, and that he shouldn't rely on government to remove stuff from his lawn ( I was treading on thin ice with my libertarian comments). He was furious that I wouldn't have an officer come out and pick up moldy dead animals for him. He then thanked me for my "worthless" service to him and hung up. Police work is FUN!!!!!!
April 6, 2011 at 10:33 AM
Anonymous said…
You, as a non-moonbat, need to get out more and engage your neighbors in conversation. I'm sure you could talk sense into them. All you need is a little patients and a big-ass baseball bat.
April 6, 2011 at 3:31 PM
Brian said…
That's how it is in that fucking place Jim. I feel like I escaped from Alcatraz.
April 6, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Dave said…
HA HA HA.. Moonbat Police call of the day (Wed). 8 young juveniles break into a foreclosed house after school to smoke dope. Because its in the middle of the day, someone see them and calls the constabulary. I shag this call with my partner. We catch all these kids and bust em. One of them asks me if I feel bad about catching and charging him for this. I say no and ask him why. He tells me that if he gets any drug charges on him before he graduates then he wont be eligible to get his "government money" for college, so I should feel bad for him. YEEEEE HAWWWWW!!!
April 6, 2011 at 6:20 PM
Brian said…
That is another great story. Typical. Gawd...and to think given that story...most moonbats side with the kid like he is a victim!
April 7, 2011 at 11:14 AM
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