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Friday, May 20, 2011

Rapture Ready

One of the problems I have had with buying my new house recently- was that I am fairly certain that when the rapture occurs, I won't be needing the house. Harold Camping thinks the rapture occurs tomorrow.,0,2034399.photogallery

That's the problem with these rapture events. The rapture makes planning your life, at least financially, problematic.

I am one of those lunatics that believes that Jesus Christ was indeed my savior. Not an enlightened guy or a guy in touch with his inner child. I believe that Christ was indeed, the real deal.

That belief presents me with a couple of odd dilemmas. I think that it is a little presumptuous of me to think that I am worthy. Maybe I won't go. That would suck. Getting left behind with a bunch of atheistic moonbats. Can you imagine the horror? Secondly, does this rapture thing happen at midnight and do people on the east coast get raptured early, like according to time zones? I doubt anyone on Wall St. has much to worry about. I do have a few friends on the east coast that I probably should say goodbye to before 10 PM Mountain Time. Traveling could get hazardous tonight as well. If you are on some red eye flight and both of your pilots are Christians, you might want to brush up on your airplane flying skills. Or maybe just cancel your travel plans altogether.

Today I've been saying my good byes just on the off chance that "lift off" occurs tomorrow. Have stranger things happened? Not exactly. But if I get scooped, I just want to thank you for your support.


Thursday, May 19, 2011

I'm For Arnold

This moving shit is for young people. Not. for. me. I shall die in this house. I just hope it ain't this week.

Great news this week. I gotta tell ya a story. Now see- I used to police for the rich and famous. I refused to work private security for them but I always let the staff do it. One of the people that the 'boys used to provide security for was Arnold S. and Maria Schriver.

Now the boys were good cops. Pretty good judges of character and they loved Arnold. Arnold is a man's man by every measure. He is also a libertarian which blends perfectly with his Austrian background. Arnold has no business in Moonbat valley. He does not belong there or in California.

The boys hated Maria Shriver. By every account they would tell me what a bitch she was. In fact, the boys said she would send her kids out to tell them to do things rather than talk to them herself. The kids were like 6 or 7 years old back then. That security detail was in a nice place just north of Ketchum and dried up rather quickly.

Anyway, when news of Arnold's love child broke, I giggled. Arnold for all of that male DNA- is about to get chastised like all men do, ala Tiger. You ever notice how cheating women never get lit up? Like if women cheat, they were entitled to?  I'd love to put that Maria on a polygraph and find out just how faithful she has been. That would be some funny shit.

I don't consider Maria the catch of the century. Prissy, spoiled, and an entitled product of the elite. Give her half your shit Arnold and get out. Plenty of women out there and some pretty nice ones. Divorce costs a lot because it is worth it.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Moving Is So Much Fun...

I finally bought one of the two million homes Bank of America and Countrywide are trying to unload. I paid precisely 1/2 of what the home sold for in 2005.

I probably overpaid.

So for the past 3 weeks, we have been gutting the place. New kitchen, new bathroom, new windows, new's gotten so bad that when I walk in to Home Despot they say- we'll see you tomorrow. Smart asses. Probably moonbats.

Anyway...this is my long winded way of telling you that for the next three days, I won't have much time to write. We will resume regularly scheduled  moonbat and government hating around Wednesday or so.

Until then Weird and Pissed Off might be a good place to visit. Good stuff.