Showing posts from May 15, 2011

Rapture Ready

One of the problems I have had with buying my new house recently- was that I am fairly certain that when the rapture occurs, I won't be needing the house. Harold Camping thinks the rapture occurs tomorrow.,0,2034399.photogallery That's the problem with these rapture events. The rapture makes planning your life, at least financially, problematic. I am one of those lunatics that believes that Jesus Christ was indeed my savior. Not an enlightened guy or a guy in touch with his inner child. I believe that Christ was indeed, the real deal. That belief presents me with a couple of odd dilemmas. I think that it is a little presumptuous of me to think that I am worthy. Maybe I won't go. That would suck. Getting left behind with a bunch of atheistic moonbats. Can you imagine the horror? Secondly, does this rapture thing happen at midnight and do people on the east coast get raptured early, like acc

I'm For Arnold

This moving shit is for young people. Not. for. me. I shall die in this house. I just hope it ain't this week. Great news this week. I gotta tell ya a story. Now see- I used to police for the rich and famous. I refused to work private security for them but I always let the staff do it. One of the people that the 'boys used to provide security for was Arnold S. and Maria Schriver. Now the boys were good cops. Pretty good judges of character and they loved Arnold. Arnold is a man's man by every measure. He is also a libertarian which blends perfectly with his Austrian background. Arnold has no business in Moonbat valley. He does not belong there or in California. The boys hated Maria Shriver. By every account they would tell me what a bitch she was. In fact, the boys said she would send her kids out to tell them to do things rather than talk to them herself. The kids were like 6 or 7 years old back then. That security detail was in a nice place just north of Ketchum and

Moving Is So Much Fun...

I finally bought one of the two million homes Bank of America and Countrywide are trying to unload. I paid precisely 1/2 of what the home sold for in 2005. I probably overpaid. So for the past 3 weeks, we have been gutting the place. New kitchen, new bathroom, new windows, new's gotten so bad that when I walk in to Home Despot they say- we'll see you tomorrow. Smart asses. Probably moonbats. Anyway...this is my long winded way of telling you that for the next three days, I won't have much time to write. We will resume regularly scheduled  moonbat and government hating around Wednesday or so. Until then Weird and Pissed Off might be a good place to visit. Good stuff.