Best Joke of the Week
An Italian doctor says: "In Italy, medicine is so advanced that when we cut off a man's testicles and transplant them on another man, in only 6 weeks he is looking for work." The Dutch doctor says: "That's nothing. In Holland when we take part of a brain and put it in another man, he begins looking for work in as little as 4 weeks." The Canadian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we can take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work." The American doctor laughs: "You have nothing on us." "Five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"