Frankenstein Government Spills Guts, Waits on Presidential Phone Call
Earlier this week, NBA professional basketball player Jason Collins came out and told the world that he is gay. By proclaiming that he was gay, Jason Collins has made our President proud. Telling everyone that you are gay takes great courage. President Obama was so impressed that he called Jason and told him how proud he was. I understand that being gay is a great accomplishment. Back when I had a promising future ahead of me, I actually toyed with the idea of becoming gay when I was younger. We used to have these shower poles in our high school gym, each pole having 4 nozzles coming out of them. As young men, we would all shower at once and I was constantly sneaking peeks here and there- but men just never did anything for me. Try as I might, those hairy backsides just didn't light my fuse. My disappointment was palpable. Strange things happened in the showers. Sometimes if you weren't paying attention, Jeff Wittenauer would sneak up behind you and pee on you. Since f...