Transportation and Safety Administration, Tired of Being Picked On, Draws a Hard Line on Cupcakes

Your tax dollars hard at work. You simply cannot make this shit up.

http://news.yahoo.com/tsa-defends-confiscation-mass-womans-cupcake-022436160.html

Years ago, we were working with a cop who wrote somebody a ticket for having mud on his license plates. We ridiculed that poor bastard, who like TSA, defended his shitty judgment. We told him we were all sleeping better knowing that the mud on the license plates guy was not out terrorizing our community, stalking our kids. Eventually, he had the ticket dismissed. Which was how stuff like that was taken care of.

The cupcake bomber. You gotta feel good knowing that woman and her cupcake are not going to be on your next flight.

Surprised they are not x-raying our bladders, making us take a piss before boarding.

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