Geezus that shit is funny.
I have a friend, a former San Diego cop, that claims they used to have the San Diego bum olympics. He showed me a picture once of a bum pushing a shopping cart with more shit in it than you could put in an F-250 pickup truck with an eight foot bed. They gave this dude some sort of a medal.
But my favorite SD bum story was that of a dyslexic vet holding a sign that said "will work for doof, may dog bless." My friend, a Marine Corps vet, has the appropriate standing to poke a little fun here. If he stumbles in well... I'd sure like that photo.
At any rate, I just edited some older blogs with phrases and grammar that even I couldn't understand. That's what happens when you have an idiot for an editor.
Check your work. Never write faster than you can see. My apologies to Mrs. Easter's third grade English class.