Wednesday, January 2, 2013

The People of Walmart, This One Leaves Me Speechless

The neck beard. From Missouri, not a big shock.


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Holy balls of fire! You are the rooster king!!! Oh my dear sweet drooling, poopin’, crying baby Jesus that is one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen. I’m more in awe and impressed than I am angry you go out in public like this. Wow! Is that a neck beard or overgrown chest hair…you know what, I don’t even care. Either way I will follow you into the depths of hell.
Missouri



3 comments:

RJIII said...

Lowest set of muttonchops on record?

Anonymous said...

Thanks Brian, now going to change my pants. I laughed so hard I peed myself.

Anonymous said...

Looks like something out of a Dr.Seuss story, on quaaludes.

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