Government Now Providing Free Phones To Shameless Americans

You cannot make this shit up.

A few days ago, a friend of mine and I were talking about the Food Stamp President. He said they should call him the "Cell Phone President." I didn't know this. He did.

http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local&id=8697996

Comments

I got an application for this program in the mail. I guess because we use prepay and aren't on a plan, they assume we're poor or something. I found it pretty creepy.
Anonymous said…
Actually this is to accomodate a certain demographic. We are paying reparations regardless if we recognize it or not.

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