The Secret of Success

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I like investment services

And helping clients find

Investments that will grow their wealth,

And give them peace of mind.

I analyze stock dividends

And annual reports,

To find the perfect companies

To play with longs and shorts.

I then review their P&Ls

And comb their balance sheets,

To find a magic formula

Or pattern that repeats.

I’ve found the perfect indicant

That helps me to finesse

The shares of stock to buy and sell

With startling success.

A wise investor finds returns

By following the trail

Of grants and loans by government:

Those companies will fail.

So leverage every cent at hand

And short their common stock,

For if they’ve taken stimulus

Their failure is a lock.