Friday, December 21, 2012

The Day Ain't Over With Yet

I can't tell you the level of disappointment I felt today when I woke up. I have been looking forward to this day and the end of times for many years.

Not only did the earth appear to remain intact, but as I looked around- the idiots that surround the FG compound seemed to also be acting normal. I opened my Apple portal hoping that others were being killed by the millions or being hurtled into space. No such luck. It was the same old, same old.

I gotta tell ya...these Mayans are pissing me off.

People were still writing shit on Huffington Post. CNN blamed Bush for the fiscal cliff dilemma- Ace of Spades contributor Gabriel Malor blamed the "fringe" elements of the GOP for failing to vote (eating gumbo) and ruining Boehner's "Plan B" vote last night in the House- like any of that is going to change  the mess that we are in. Speaking of Plan B...

This is my all time fav clip on Plan B. Dave has it posted over at the Golden Truth. I click on it every day- and watch all 12 seconds of it. I never grow tired of watching it.

So the same old predictable things keep happening. Day after miserable day. The end of times would have been much more interesting. I waited up late last night for the Mayan spaceship to come and gather us and get us off this miserable rock- but I'll be damned if the only thing I spotted out the window were the crack heads across the street.

Not even one brown skinned gal carrying a clothes hamper on her head. Nothing. Nada.

So look. It's only a little after 10, mountain time. Most Californians haven't even had their first toke yet. So I am going to stay strong and optimistic. I'm not unpacking my bags just yet. Maybe the Mayans just had some meteor trouble or had to stop and kick some Romulan ass on the way here. You just can't tell with these things.

So there's that.

I am going to stay focused and hopeful because the day is only half over with. But I'd be lying if I didn't say I am starting to get a little worried...


Anonymous said...

Don't be too sore, Brian. Today is only December the 8th according to the Julian calendar, so there's still a chance for doomsday within the next 2 weeks (how were the Mayans to know we'd make the jump to the Gregorian calendar in the 16th century?). And at least you didn't have to drag your butt out of the house, looking for viagra in an apocalyptic wasteland (a nice mental image that man, with a tent pole, in a smoldering wasteland, and no chicks in sight....just razzing you, bro!).

Anonymous said...

Anonymous, even if you're trying to be funny, it's an epic fail. The Mayan calendar is not correlated to Gregorian or Julian or Japanese Imperial time. It's the winter got-tamn solstice.

Anonymous said...

Blow me.