I have always hated birds. They make stupid noises, shit on everything, and in the case of two lovebirds I once owned...they actually bite you. Mean little pricks. Shoulda been called hate birds.
Quick, call the government. Birds are trying to kill us. http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/plane-damaged-colliding-bird-132433038.html
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Bad Ideas, Like Bad Verdicts, Last Forever (Originally Published in March of 2013)
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