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Sunday, February 26, 2012

People Rioting Over Tennis Shoes

This is the kind of story that makes you sick to your stomach. Idiots bent on obtaining tennis shoes by any means necessary and apparently at any cost...

This type of story tends to make most people nauseous. I always wonder, where do these people work? Maybe they deal dope. Who actually liked them enough to hire them? I mean they must have some source of dough. And then I think, oh yea I forgot Obama was elected President. So it is, things that used to always baffle me are now starting to make sense.


Paco Bell said...

Not so fast. Understand what you are dealing with here.

These are not mere tennis shoes. They will never be used to play tennis. These are not merely shoes. These form a fully enhanced performance footwear sneaker system(tm) and magically transform a basic couch potato into an instant athlete. Just by wearing them, you are guaranteed a baby mama.

Forget about dot com stocks, beanie babies, real estate, precious metal. These are the next (final?) bubble. A bubble you can wear.

Get on board before they run out!

Brian said...

LMAO!!! Paco you are one funny mf'er.