Funny Cop Schitt

Odd that my friends send me this stuff. Clipping emails and posting them can be difficult. Let's try this again.

From A Minnesota Trooper- My Kind of Granny


I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on MN State Highway 210 
at Mile Marker 197 just East of McGregor , MN .
I asked for her driver's license, registration, and  proof of insurance.
The  lady took out the required information and handed it to me.
In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age)
to see she had a Conceal Carry Permit. I looked at her and ask  if
she had a weapon in her possession at this time.
She responded that she indeed had a .45  automatic in her glove  box.
Something---body  language, or the way she said it---made me want
to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having
a  9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more
time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have
just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what
was she so afraid of.
She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a f****ng thing!"

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Anonymous said…
Did U steal this from me???? I have this posted on my fb page!!!! a911lass
March 8, 2012 at 4:28 PM
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