The Latest Version of the Healthcare Omnibus Spendulus Maximus

Here at Frankenstein Government, we (meaning my multi-personalities and corresponding voices) are committed to bringing you the latest version of Frankenstein's, "Healthcare Omnibus Spendulus Maximus" or HOS 'M bill whilst you are sleeping.

Presumably, some of you still have jobs. You will need your rest so that you can go to work and pay for my health care costs while I spend hours retrieving this information for you.

Obamas' original price tag on the HOSM was 900 billion. Other reliable sources are putting it closer to 1.3 trillion. But don't worry about that. Nancy Pelosi is quoted as saying that this bill will actually reduce the deficit.

Kind of like government buying you a new car, and just because they love you, they pay all the rest of your bills for you.

Like I said, you can't make this shit up. Click here to get it straight from the floor, yesterday.

Comments

Arne said…
Anything devised by the current government we have will be a disaster. That said, when I look at the medical industrial complex I become a socialist. Imagine if the police and fire departments were private companies and, in an emergency, you called an insurance company: "I'm sorry, your burning house has a pre-existing condition. It's made of wood." The profit motive must be removed and the Medical Department run like the Fire Department. To make a long story short, in 1934 a brilliant self-taught scientist figured out how to cure cancer and other diseases. The problem was his method is neither patentable or very profitable. That's why we don't have it. Here are a couple of links: http://www.youtube.com/user/shawnfella#p/a/u/2/WfTnYXj3qAQ . Buy the documentary here: http://www.zerozerotwo.org/ . If you have ever had cancer or lost someone to this curable disease, it will make you hopping mad. The DVD is worth every penny. In order to "reform" the health care system we must surgically remove the profit motive and institute a system based on pure science.

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