The Dangers of Anal Sex

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that
her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not
sure that it was such a good idea.
"Do you enjoy it?" The doctor asked.
"Actually, yes, I do," she answered.
"Does it  hurt you?" he asked.
"No. I rather like it," she responded.
"Well, then," the doctor continued, "there's no reason that
you shouldn't
practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care
not to get pregnant."
The woman was mystified. "What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?"
"Of course," the doctor replied.  "Where do you think people
like Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Debbie Wasserman
Schultz and Barak Obama come from?"

Comments

Irish said…
In reality, look at that list and realize that people keep electing them. Sad.
December 2, 2013 at 3:19 AM
Jim at Asylum Watch said…
Great find, Brian! It is destined to be a classic.
December 2, 2013 at 8:36 AM
Falcon said…
I am still laughing!!!! But oooooohhhh so true.
December 11, 2013 at 10:28 AM
Anonymous said…
That's a good one! I am so glad I found your blog...I put you on my roll. I like what you have to say...
February 4, 2014 at 12:47 PM
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