Thursday, February 10, 2011

I Have a Promising, Bright Future Behind Me

Man, I was pinning my hopes on this. Plenty of exercise, greeting people, good times. I got 40k tied up in student loans for my new public relations career. I was so excited that I could hardly sleep last night.

I got my Dear John letter today, along with my audition photo. Probably they hired some "hot chick" with big boobs.

http://www.unitedmaskandparty.com/Mascots/images/chicken_suit.jpg

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Betcha if the Tea Partiers showed up dressed like this-More than Fox News would start giving them coverage!

Trying to stay positive...

Unknown said...

I knew bigfoot was in Idaho!!!!!!

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