Friday, December 11, 2009

The Last Sign, Prepare for the Rapture

When 98 year old grannys kill 100 year old grannys, trust me, the end is near.

They said John Wesley Hardin shot a man for snoring once. Our 100 year old victim was apparently getting too many visitors. You should always know who you are bunking with.

Geezus, I gotta run. Throw my roommate's shit out on the front lawn, change locks.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8409246.stm

Thursday, December 10, 2009

I Have a Promising Future Behind Me

I'm a little miffed.

For 24 years, I actually spent a considerable amount of time breaking up fights, arresting drunks, keeping the peace. I may have even prevented a death or two. Not only did I prevent carnage, but I suffered some carnage in the process.

Yet in all those years, not one solitary person ever nominated me-nor did I even get an honorable mention for a Nobel Peace Prize.

What gives? Shit-I even have witnesses.

So some dude, who has yet to do anything other than be a professional student or teacher, gets a Nobel Peace Prize?

A dude that is authorizing two wars and 30,000 more troops? Here's my favorite part. Obama said we have to "uphold standards when waging wars that are justified and necessary."

Have you ever met anyone waging a war that didn't think it was justified? Hitler, Bin Laden? That is how you get a peace prize?

Here's the logic. When we finally manage to kill everyone, we will have peace.

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While my promising future may lie smoldering behind me somewhere, I'll know this shit is really rigged when they start offering up awards to Obama's kids.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Presidential Scorecard


There were only two possibilities. I'd either be dead or 49 today. Fortunately, it is the latter.

And while President Obama either sees fit to blame Bush for all that ails us, he is just as quick to take credit for things that would have happened without him. So...

Instead of giving the credit for my temporary survival to President Obama, I am going to give the credit to a God of my understanding and pray that she sees fit to see me through to age 50 and the black balloon party. In the meantime, let's check the Won's report card...this is the transparent one. For the visually challenged, click to enlarge.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

There is No Left or Right

Virtual insanity.

Ace of Spades HQ and American Thinker are two excellent websites. American Thinker is well written but not above reproach. Some writers are simply in err and I fact check them frequently.

Ace of Spades HQ is another excellent site. Think of it as American Thinker on steroids with a bunch of ego maniacs who all think they are smarter and more clever than anyone else, chiming in and posting their comments. It's like a mongrel dog pound and they don't let any independent thoughts or a cat, inside.

The problem with both sites is that they view themselves as right wing and correct. I abhor lefty sites because lefties are just as self centered and ego driven, perhaps worse, than the righties. And these two idiot factions, the extreme left and right, represent war. Two drunken idiots beating each other up, while the gal they are fighting over, sneaks out the back door with whoever is available-because they are distracted.

That metaphor is apt. Government doesn't have to divide and conquer us because we accomplish that task all on our own. And while we are distracted, they simply sneak out with a few more laws, a few more perks, and a little bit more of our money, year after year. It doesn't matter who is in office.

I pray for the day, when all of these left and right "deep thinkers" awaken from their slumber. The day when they get conscious and say, "Maybe the answer is unity. Maybe if we want a different result, we should try something different. Maybe instead of bashing each other over the head, it's time to identify our common enemy and start bashing Frankenstein over the head." That's my Libertarian fantasy.

The day when we are all united on the same page. The day that doesn't require left or right labels.