Nork Dick Tater Fires Large Bottle Rocket, Scares Nothing Except Fish

Geezus. You really can't make this shit up. According to this story, the missile hit a yellow seal and singed his asshole. (first line) http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2012/04/12/3169787/norad-1st-stage-of-nkorean-missile.html

Well, not exactly. Here is what really happened.

In this secret and exclusive footage I obtained- you can hear the excited voice of the Nork leader just after the launch. Near the end, Kim Jung runs out and is nearly hit by falling debris.




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a911Chick said…
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