I stole this comment from Yahoo because I liked it. Of course he was being sarcastic- but it's hard to argue with anything he says.
Why I vote Democrat.....
I vote Democrat because I think it's better to pay billions of dollars
to people who hate us rather than drill for our own oil (until we
develop ALGAE as a fuel source), because it might upset some endangered
beetle or gopher.
I vote Democrat because I believe it is okay if liberal judges rewrite
the Constitution to suit some fringe kooks, who would otherwise never
get their agenda past the voters.
I vote Democrat because I believe that corporate America should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves or their shareholders. They need
to break even and give the rest to the federal government for
I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies
being aborted each year, so long as we make it easy for irresponsible
couples to have sex, keep all of the people who WANT to die from dying,
and stop dogs from riding on cars.
I vote Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it will
rain on Friday, can tell us the polar ice caps will melt away in ten
years if I don't start driving a Chevy Volt.
I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I
know my local unproductive, un reactive union police are all I need to
protect me from murderers and thieves.
I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is not as important as
preventing people from being offended. I'm only for "Free Speech" when
I'm making uninformed comments, but as soon as I'm confronted with the
facts, or asked to produce some, I deny that same freedom to others, and
run the other way.
I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job
of spending the money I earn than I would. Even though the top 10% pay
70% of Federal taxes, I believe they should pay more while I pay less.
While the "rich" get poor, I can be at home on my ass watching more
liberal news on TV.
I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of
gas at 15% isn't.
I vote Democrat because I believe in unions, not because they give the
most money to our party, but because they have done such a great job
with our educational system, government employees, and auto industry,
such that we no longer have to tolerate educated people, affordable,
safe, quality vehicles made in the USA, and intelligent government
I vote Democrat because I get all my facts from uninformed, clueless
comedians like Bill Maher and TV talk show hosts, rather than from
someone who actually does the research.
I vote Democrat because I believe in Obamacare, as long as the rich or someone else pays for it.
I vote Democrat because, while we live in the greatest country in the world, I want "HOPE AND CHANGE".