Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Frankenstein Government Announces New Hours of Operation

Due to high consumer demand, Frankenstein Government will now remain open around the clock, 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

These hours are effective immediately and will coincide with a number of events this fall, the least of which will be the Foodstamp President getting kicked the fuck out of our house. The White House will probably be a downgrade, like a HUD home, for Romney.

Soon this will all be over. Like a bad dream. Until then, I have two words. Gary Johnson. Vote well or not at all.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i am an idealist. with this election i am a realist. i can only hope you and others like you will - in the best interest of america - put aside your political views for the moment to kick the kenyan/document sealing unknown/soon to make a secret deal with the russians if not stopped/muslim/usurper/forger/fraud out of office. Voting for Mr. Johnson SOUNDS good, but it will ONLY HELP obamafraud. Think about that please. Your vote for Mr. Johnson will only help obamafraud.

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