Monday, June 11, 2012

Please Keep Fucking Off at Work

My page views go up during the week. More precisely, people are on this site during working hours.

On the weekends, my page views go way down. This can mean a couple of things.

It might mean that I write shitty and worthless things during the weekend and people don't bother stopping by. Or it might mean that what is written here is only marginally more entertaining than the bullshit that is going on in your office right now. During the work day.

That is probably spot on. I can compete with your boring ass- hum drum job. Be thankful that your employer has not figured out a way to get rid of you and hire a Chinee for a buck an hour. Yet.

Mostly, I think people get drunk and screw have things to do on the weekend. Sitting around and reading FG ain't one of those things. I'm ok with that.

For those of you at work, doing absolutely nothing, and reading this- keep up the good work. In America, we pride ourselves on our high levels of productivity and we even publish numbers to that effect. Bullshit is the fuel that powers this nation.

Check this out. The Mexicans have caught on! http://news.yahoo.com/who-knew/work-hours-which-nation-spends-the-least-amount-of-time-on-the-job-29600877.html

It's not important that we are actually productive- what matters is that we all bullshit every one into thinking that we are. I knew a cop named Ron T. who had that story telling stuff down to a science. He was the most worthless sumbitch to ever draw a breath but if you asked him if he was busy- he'd tell you that the Germans had asked him to move China to South America and that he was half way through the project. Ron was the jedi master of fucking off. I hear he is in Utah, retired. They will probably call him if they need China moved again.

At any rate, please keep up the good work. Keep fucking off. Our country is counting on you.


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