A few weeks ago I announced that steak and bj day was March 14. http://www.steakandbjday.com/
I am in complete shock that the women in my life expect Valentine's Day largesse each year- yet none of them seem to care about steak and bj day. We live in an estrogen driven world. The needs of women are all that matter any more.
This morning, I asked my girlfriend if she knew what today was. She replied in some unintelligible grunt that sounded like...uh uh. This is the same sound she makes when I run out of cash and ask her for some. At any rate, I told her about steak and bj day. She said "great", almost sarcastically. She appeared less than enthusiastic. Sensing I was in an inferior position, I told her I'd settle for a piece of beef jerky and a reach around.
I will tell ya this much. If get "stiffed" today, you can damn sure bet I am gonna forget Valentine's day next year. Screw Hallmark and those florists. I mean it. I don't know how today is going to go, but I'm looking for a happy ending.