You'll Need Some Scotch and Xanax After Reading This

This was 6 years ago. Two trillion dollars. This is what happens while you are busy working looking for a job. Do not open this link if you have guns within your immediate lunge area. http://funding-programs.idilogic.aidpage.com/

OMG. You cannot make this shit up. A 2.5 million dollar grant for immigrants so that they can work as fashion models? Isn't that in the Bill of Rights somewhere? A constitutional guarantee? And just what the hell is a non immigrant alien? Are we really locking up models? http://attestations-by-employers-using-non-immigrant-aliens-in-special.idilogic.aidpage.com/attestations-by-employers-using-non-immigrant-aliens-in-specialty-occupations/

WTF is this??  http://native-hawaiian-gifted-and-talented.idilogic.aidpage.com/native-hawaiian-gifted-and-talented/ That's it. I have gone full blown batshit crazy. I cannot open one more link. Mom, send the ambulance to my house.