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SilverIsKing
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Please define "top investment analysts" and provide examples of a few.
Much thanks.
Fri, 01/06/2012 - 15:44 | 2040504 MillionDollarBonus_
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These would be analysts at top tier investment banks, hedge funds and a few select prop firms. Examples would be anyone working at Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan to employees of elite quant funds like DE Shaw and Citadel.
Fri, 01/06/2012 - 15:59 | 2040518 akak
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You REALLY mean all the Too Big To Fail, government-connected, corrupt, doomed to collapse, Ponzi schemes/extortion rackets masquerading as investment firms, don't you, MillionDollarAnus?
Fri, 01/06/2012 - 16:03 | 2040564 Dr. Richard Head
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Vote up!
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Shit, I could make money too if I could get zero percent interest rates, but some bonds, sell them back two weeks later for a 3% profit, lend that money out 30-100 times over to consumers, charge them interest, take those profits and load it into stocks where I had inside information, front run everyone else's buy orders, and then suck off the teet of a constant stream of bailouts and the sort.
Acadamia at its best bitchez.

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