An Italian doctor says: "In Italy, medicine is so advanced that when we cut off a man's testicles and transplant them on another man, in only 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The Dutch doctor says: "That's nothing. In Holland when we take part of a brain and put it in another man, he begins looking for work in as little as 4 weeks."
The Canadian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we can take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You have nothing on us."
"Five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
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Yup. That is a joke.
Your joke went over the President's head. He was sitting on it at the time.
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