Friday, November 21, 2014

Best Joke of the Week

An Italian doctor says: "In Italy, medicine is so advanced that when we cut off a man's testicles and transplant  them on another man, in only 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The Dutch doctor says: "That's nothing. In Holland when we take part of a brain and put it in another man, he begins looking for work in as little as 4 weeks."

The Canadian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we can take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The American doctor laughs: "You have nothing on us."

"Five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"

2 comments:

PeterE said...

Yup. That is a joke.

Jim at Asylum Watch said...

Your joke went over the President's head. He was sitting on it at the time.