Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Let's Outlaw Birds!

I have always hated birds. They make stupid noises, shit on everything, and in the case of two lovebirds I once owned...they actually bite you. Mean little pricks. Shoulda been called hate birds.

Quick, call the government. Birds are trying to kill us. http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/plane-damaged-colliding-bird-132433038.html

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