Fish With Fondness For *Scroti, Found in Illinois Lake
You cannot make this shit up.
So I am perusing the intarwebs this a.m. trying to find something that interests me. Then I clicked on this story about the Pacu. A fish that will eat your testicles.
http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/animal-rights/pacu-testicle-eating-fish-found-illinois?utm_source=OV+Newsletter+List+2&utm_campaign=1c33b85b22-OV_Newsletter_July_97_9_2012&utm_medium=email
Just look at those teeth. That is a government fish. I am surprised the fish doesn't have a gold crown or two. I'll tell ya this. Illinois doesn't have one thing that I need to wade in the water for.
This might be the greatest contradictory statement I have ever read. While a Pacu poses no real threat to humans, Metro.co.uk reported two local men died in the river, after their testicles were eaten by a pacu fish.
Pacu are no threat unless of course they rip your balls off and kill you. That can be sort of a downer when you are out fishing with the kids.
Read the last line. That's one big river, the Amazon. Winding it's way all over the world.
Like I said. You cannot make this shit up.
So I am perusing the intarwebs this a.m. trying to find something that interests me. Then I clicked on this story about the Pacu. A fish that will eat your testicles.
http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/animal-rights/pacu-testicle-eating-fish-found-illinois?utm_source=OV+Newsletter+List+2&utm_campaign=1c33b85b22-OV_Newsletter_July_97_9_2012&utm_medium=email
Just look at those teeth. That is a government fish. I am surprised the fish doesn't have a gold crown or two. I'll tell ya this. Illinois doesn't have one thing that I need to wade in the water for.
This might be the greatest contradictory statement I have ever read. While a Pacu poses no real threat to humans, Metro.co.uk reported two local men died in the river, after their testicles were eaten by a pacu fish.
Pacu are no threat unless of course they rip your balls off and kill you. That can be sort of a downer when you are out fishing with the kids.
Read the last line. That's one big river, the Amazon. Winding it's way all over the world.
Like I said. You cannot make this shit up.
Comments
Uh...the Amozon flows mostly in Brazil and the Orinoco is entirely in Venezuela. Piranha, by the way, are good eating.