One of those emails making the rounds...
I am truly perplexed that
so many people are against a mosque being built at Ground Zero. I think
it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant.
Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote
tolerance. That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next
door to the
mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call
one of the clubs, "The Turban Cowboy", which would be gay, and the other a topless bar called, "You Mecca Me Hot."
door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent
to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs."
the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria
Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins with short burkas in the
modeling the goods.
Next door to the lingerie shop, a liquor store called "Morehammered."
All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so the mosque problem would be solved.
If you agree with promoting tolerance, and you think this is a good plan, please pass it on, for the sake of tolerance.