Thursday, January 20, 2011

Idiots ReJoice! New Grand Prize Winner Surfaces!

The promising future of America. Made worse by her appearance on ABC News. Click the following link and get your day started out right. Grab your Kleenex first. http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/fountain-lady-nobody-went-to-my-aid-23909987

Here is the video of what happens when you have your head up your ass.



I am trying to figure out a couple of things. Like how this gal and her attorney think they can sue anyone or ask for an apology? First of all, what are your damages? Generally, in order to file a lawsuit, you have to have damages. Then you have to prove that someone else was negligent or indifferent or liable for those damages. Or that your privacy was violated. Looking 0-3 to me.

What lawyer does not know this? I am guessing some lawyer with intentions other than striking it big on some contingency case. That ABC interview is not going to bring a lot of business his way, it's like anti-advertising. I am guessing he has some other form of compensation available for his precious time.

Probably he is doing this case "pro bono"

This woman while looking for someone to blame- mall security- those evil villains who captured this on their phone- just cannot accept the fact that when you do stupid shit, there are penalties. In this particular case, the penalty is a viral video and her apparently hurt feelings. Now sweetheart, let me give you some advice...

What you did was seriously funny and stupid. Take your lumps like a big girl. Embrace the fact that you are a moron and get on with your life. And bless your heart. You make us all feel a little bit better about ourselves. Some of us are thankful cell phones weren't around in our early years. Our sheep herding years.

5 comments:

rawmuse said...

In that the ID of the person can't be seen clearly, not even race or age, it would seem to me that she should just take her lumps and live the rest of her life in humble obscurity. A lawsuit would guarantee her perma chump status.

Brian said...

RM...She enhanced her stupidity by going on national TV. I felt so good about myself by just watching and listening to her and that doorknob next to her. Muhaha! Great stuff- You should click the first link...

rawmuse said...

Aw,jeez. Stupid cubed.

Slackydoo said...

These are the moments that make life worth living...

Tyrone said...

As you peel the onion, further...

In the hours that followed Cathy Cruz Marrero's appearance on "Good Morning America" today to talk about the fall and its aftermath, she was in court for a status hearing on charges of five felony counts, including theft by deception and receiving stolen property.

Marrero, 49, was charged in October 2009 for allegedly using a coworker's credit cards to make more than $5,000 in purchases at a Target and a Zales jewelry store -- $1,055 of those purchases were dismissed from the case in previous hearings.

She is expected to face sentencing at her next court date, on April 21, according to the Reading Eagle. Marrero is likely facing about six months of house arrest and electronic monitoring.