You wanna really get pissed off?
What's worse than entering this country illegally, obtaining a false social security number, and qualifying for social security benefits? We owe you. And the only way we'll pay you- is if you leave our borders. That way we can send the money to another country never to see it again.
Congress is like a special ed class- only these clowns would find themselves at the bottom of the bell curve.
You simply cannot make this shit up. Your turn to read, I need some fucking aspirin.